This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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