your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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