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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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