she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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