no, he came in my armpit
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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