whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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