Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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