And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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