Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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