why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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