I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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