You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize