she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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