No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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