i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
ok first of all what the fuck
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