i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
this will be a night to untag.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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