I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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