We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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