i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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