so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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