Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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