Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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