I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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