..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
my poor anus
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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