with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
