redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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