and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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