My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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