If i could tip my vagina, i would.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We got so high we made milksteak
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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