Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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