so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I love you. Go after that dick
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
