is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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