i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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