it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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