Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Randomize
