Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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