My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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