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Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.

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(857): Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time. http://tfl.nu/rsq1

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Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

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i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way

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(215): Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger" (215): i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way http://tfl.nu/i786

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(315): View more from New York

im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!

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(315): im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone! http://tfl.nu/rzxj

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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."

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(708): After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded." http://tfl.nu/j96i

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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?

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(612): Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife? http://tfl.nu/rjpj

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works

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(978): he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works http://tfl.nu/o828

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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital

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(925): I hope this adventure ends at a hospital http://tfl.nu/tvb7

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.

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(+44): There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside. http://tfl.nu/nyqa

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel awful

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Physically or morally

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Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.

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(513): I feel awful (1-513): Physically or morally (513): Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances. http://tfl.nu/3wvv

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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away

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(772): I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away http://tfl.nu/uyq2

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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?

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(224): We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today? http://tfl.nu/c57g

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(618): View more from Illinois

Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!

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(618): Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT! http://tfl.nu/daki

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My vag hurts but I feel vindicated

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That is an interesting emotion combo

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(609): My vag hurts but I feel vindicated (832): That is an interesting emotion combo http://tfl.nu/j6ty

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well I just put wine in my tea

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(651): Well I just put wine in my tea http://tfl.nu/sol7

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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.

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(417): He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex. http://tfl.nu/n0fj

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