we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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