You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
please come you make the beer taste better
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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