whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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