it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Randomize
