drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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