Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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