But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
zippers are such a cool invention
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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