Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Bring me that man meat
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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