drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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