Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize