it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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