p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
