forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Four minutes until I can fart!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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