Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize