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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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