Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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