I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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